HELLO MY DEAR FABULOUS DAUGHTER,
They say a picture's worth a thousand words, so here's a picture to convey my latest strategy for divesting your dear father of Chi-stagnating articles of old, stained, and/or ripped clothing. As you can see from the photo, your father has taken a defiant stance (both literally and figuratively) on this issue and is wearing the T-shirt today while he is not, and has no intention of, mowing the lawn or digging a hole. I do believe he is deriving some sort of perverse pleasure in wearing this offensive article of clothing around the house, however, I venture to say he won't actually wear it out in public ... will he?
LOVE YOUR WONDERFUL MOTHER
